I took my son to the mountains on Christmas Eve. we had snow-ball fights
and the usuall fun winter stuff in the mountains at 7500 ft. we went
back to town and went to Denny's for hot chocolate and dinner and then
on towards home. The sun was at the angle that is almost blinding as we
approach the intersection. nobody is on the road and I didnt see the
yellow light until I am 10ft from the road and it is turning red. I
decide to run it and a Hiway Patrol Officer is pulling out of Burger
King and sees it. He pulls us over and I have a susspended licence and
warrents. He was a nice guy and didn't arrest me, but told me to get
somebody to drive me and my truck home. Every one is busy or out of town
so I call my Ex-wife. she owed me a favor since I towed her car the day
befor.(yes, on the suspended licence). she got her mother to bring her
to us and the officer checked her licence. She had outstanding felony
warents(mine were misdameanor) so she was arrested.
So, if your ex comes to bail you out of a jan with the police and you
have to bail her out of Jail on Christmas-eve, you might be..........
no, you are the #1 redneck.