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The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties
of alcohol containers. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering...What the hell happened to my bra and panties? WARNING: The consumption of alcohol my make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consomption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morinig. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnanvy. WARNING: Alcahol may mack you tink you can tipe real gode. |
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