can some please hook me up

What would you like for me to hook you up with? I take all kinds of orders. Some men like tall, some like short, some like skinny, some like thick, What do you like, seeing that it is not listed on your profile or anything, oh wait, nevermind, for a second there I thought I could read your mind on what you were looking for, Sorry....

i have no preference I like them all seriously

We are not madames or pimps here..I think you may have a basic misunderstanding of how this site works. You have to find your own dates..no one is going to provide them to you.

I'll take a double banger apple bottom booty, with a side of holy cow succulent tits with cheese fries. I'd like her cooked very sex deprived with bullets and toys to go. She should be tall in the bed but short on the floor. Wild with her tongue but calm in her throat. She should like to be spanked but hate to feel belittled. And lastly she should best be serve on a rainy night when it's thunder and lighting outside. That way not only will the sex be intense but so will the weather

Well said, I must say!!! DAMN!!!

Where's the correct punctuation!!!!