when i was a kid i loved winnie the pooh well it was brought to my attention that all the hundred acre woods were involved in something illegal.


POOH- smoked pot, he always had the munchies.
TIGGER- was smoking crack, always so damn jumpy.
EEYORE- stayed f****** up on pain pills, so freakn glumy
PIGLET- was tripin on acid, seeing and hearing **** that aint there.
RABBIT- was the dealer he always grew the best stuff
OWL- he was the cop cuz he always tried to keep everyone straight.
KANGA- she was a whore, she always was leaving roo to go make some fast money.
ROO- he became a boozer
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN- he was a pedifile, what a sick little boy

Christopher Robin - wasn't he the little pervert who went down to Buckingham Palace with Alice and molested one of Lizzie's corgis? As per the old children's song?

Yes, he WAS!