three Irishman three Irishman working in a ditch ,one called the other a dirty Peter Murphy , a mighty friend was he ,he gave it to a lady friend to keep it company, she fed him she fed him, she taught him how to jump, he jumped upon her petite coat and bit her in the country boy city boy sitting on a rock along came a bumble bee and stung him on the cocktail ginger ale 5 cents a glass if you do not like it shove it up your ask me no questions tell you no lie if you ever get hit by a bucket of s**t be sure to close your eyes...... song from way back as a kid

lol a muslum and Irish joke all in 1 day ...don't fly and if u do check under the car first on the way to the aiport lol