Two mexicans, in a desert, wandering aimlessly near to death.
They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....
"hey Pepe, do you smell what i smell. Ees bacon im sure of eet".
"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to mee".
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next dune, and there, in the distance,is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon..every imaginablekind of cured pig meat.
"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved, Ees a bacon tree"
"Luis, are you sure ess not a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe whens deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon..ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that... Luis races towards the tree. He got 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind him, when all of a sudden,
a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut downin his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded, a true friend that he is,
he managesto warn Pepe with his dying breath

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Poor Luis

Muaaahhhh! I just spit my coffee!