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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Haven't done this one in a while.
Write your own obituary. Or If you don't want to type that much, write an alternative headline to your profile. ---------------------------------------------------------------- In Memory of Beachfarmer Rockstar, Philanthropist, Trapeze Artist, Astronaut Champion Surfer, Beloved,Humanitarian, Veterinarian, Environmentalist, Researcher, Inventor, and Toy Train Enthusiast As the single heir to the sliced bread legacy and bored he successfully lobbied all Governments to an immediate termination of all weapons systems.Upon the discovery of his kelp derived limitless, pollutant free, cost effective energy source; he also successfully lobbied for the immediate cessation of use of any and all fossil fuels. With momentum and worldwide support he put together a committee that eventually liquidated the oil companies using the profits to provide shelter and clean drinking water for every Earth citizen, which dramatically dropped the crime rate world wide. In his spare time he liked to tinker, and invented the rashless shaving razor we all use today. Upon his deathbed at the age of 168, when learning about the reformation of the polar ice caps; he was heard to say, "I only wish that I could have done more!" |
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We are all killing ourselves!
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Stupid ass forgot to fill his air tank...
Rest in peace, we're claiming your locker. |
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Stupid ass forgot to fill his air tank... Rest in peace, we're claiming your locker. Oops that was from my co-workers.... |
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Oh...tombstones.
A JSH friend quoted this. "Looks like I won't be doing ANYTHING to the person above me" 
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Oh...tombstones. A JSH friend quoted this. "Looks like I won't be doing ANYTHING to the person above me"
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Oh...tombstones. A JSH friend quoted this. "Looks like I won't be doing ANYTHING to the person above me"
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Oh...tombstones. A JSH friend quoted this. "Looks like I won't be doing ANYTHING to the person above me"
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In memory of rush she died to young, nobody will miss her because she wasn't really here.
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In memory of rush she died to young, nobody will miss her because she wasn't really here.   
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My tombstone is going to say:
Karma is my ghost. 
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My tombstone is going to say: Karma is my ghost.
LOVE IT
"Writing the right hoping I've only wronged the wrong". |
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As you now can see I finally settled down...
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In memory of Jon, created a new phosphate fuel from bird droppings, should have lit the celebratory fireworks further from the lab.
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In memory of Jon, created a new phosphate fuel from bird droppings, should have lit the celebratory fireworks further from the lab.
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In memory of Jon, created a new phosphate fuel from bird droppings, should have lit the celebratory fireworks further from the lab.
and parked under a tree is that what it's going to take, slow? |
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Edited by
No1sLove
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Wed 04/30/08 09:45 PM
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No1sLove was actually loved dearly by her family, at least six members of her staff, and two ex boyfriends and her longtime boss and best friend.
She leaves behind a mother, father, 3 brothers and 3 sisters. Also survived by 5 nieces, 5 nephews and their 5 children. Services will be held at Hill & Son Funeral Home in Appleton City, MO Burial to follow at Montrose Cemetery in Montrose, MO. Please don't hit the nice farmers fence on the way in, he's gettin really sick of it! 
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is that what it's going to take, slow? i d k.......
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In memory of Jon, created a new phosphate fuel from bird droppings, should have lit the celebratory fireworks further from the lab. and parked under a tree is that what it's going to take, slow? |
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The grass is always greener....eh Jon? "Never believe everything you read, except this, and traffic signs." |
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