Retirement plans compared ..

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily
and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

my company having 401K is great but I wanna know where my 401 thousands at then! Beer and recycling is also a great idea. Shows strong ROI. and.....you will still have something to show for your investment......a beer gut to be proud of