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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 77
damnitscloudy's photo
Sun 05/11/08 12:43 AM
OMG!

*HIDES*

catchme_ifucan's photo
Sun 05/11/08 12:44 AM
HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,
repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
lol have a good evening hugs\

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Sun 05/11/08 12:45 AM

G'Night Purple.




BOOOOOOOOOO Cloudy.


She's my niece Gypsy.
Heya Karma!!drinker Whats your poisen????devil drinker

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Sun 05/11/08 12:46 AM

HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,
repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
lol have a good evening hugs\

ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 05/11/08 12:47 AM
ok cabana boys!!! Where are you???huh laugh drinker

Did the bar let out yet???devil laugh drinker

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Sun 05/11/08 12:49 AM
:heart: HAPPY MOTHERS'S DAY MOMMY'S.....:wink: :heart:
flowerforyou Flowers for all of you and hugs....
I hope you all have a GREAT day spent your children..

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Sun 05/11/08 12:49 AM
Ok, i'm going to try this again,


TIME FOR BED! laugh

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Sun 05/11/08 12:50 AM

:heart: HAPPY MOTHERS'S DAY MOMMY'S.....:wink: :heart:
flowerforyou Flowers for all of you and hugs....
I hope you all have a GREAT day spent your children..
Thanks!!! Im working!!!flowerforyou

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Sun 05/11/08 12:50 AM

Ok, i'm going to try this again,


TIME FOR BED! laugh
GET TO BED!!!:angry: laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 05/11/08 12:53 AM


:heart: HAPPY MOTHERS'S DAY MOMMY'S.....:wink: :heart:
flowerforyou Flowers for all of you and hugs....
I hope you all have a GREAT day spent your children..
Thanks!!! Im working!!!flowerforyou
:cry: :heart: Sorry...BUT,,,HEY YOU do get off sometime,wink...THEN make that work for ya,:heart: :wink:
But even if ya got to work,,,be happy and smile ALOT....lol

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Sun 05/11/08 12:55 AM
Its all good iam4u!!!flowerforyou Holidays are hallmark cards.......its mothers day everytime I see my son!!!bigsmile

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Sun 05/11/08 01:00 AM
GET TO BED CLOUDY!!!! I SEE YOU!!!grumble laugh laugh grumble

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Sun 05/11/08 01:07 AM
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.

Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the 'ypocrites
As they would mingle with the good people we meet.
Good friends we have, oh, good friends we've lost
Along the way.
In this great future, you can't forget your past;
So dry your tears, I seh.

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
'Ere, little darlin', don't shed no tears:
No, woman, no cry.

Said - said - said: I remember when-a we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone, I mean:
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
I said, everything's gonna be all right-a!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right, now!
Everything's gonna be all right!

So, woman, no cry;
No - no, woman - woman, no cry.
Woman, little sister, don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.
---
[Guitar solo]
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I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone:

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
Woman, little darlin', say don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.

Eh! (Little darlin', don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.
Little sister, don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.)
bigsmile drinker smokin

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Sun 05/11/08 01:10 AM
Dear diary.......why is it everytime I look at someones profile........they have to look back??? noway laugh laugh I feel like Im in a staring contest!!!

OrangeCat's photo
Sun 05/11/08 01:19 AM
laugh

WolfSoul's photo
Sun 05/11/08 01:19 AM
Perhaps to find out more about the person who was interested enough to look.

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Sun 05/11/08 01:22 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEAD ANIMAL PARTS!!!noway laugh noway

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Sun 05/11/08 01:43 AM
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!devil noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChkAdoNwSn0

WolfSoul's photo
Sun 05/11/08 01:56 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEAD ANIMAL PARTS!!!noway laugh noway


Is this better?

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Sun 05/11/08 01:59 AM


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEAD ANIMAL PARTS!!!noway laugh noway


Is this better?
yes much better thanks!!bigsmile

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