Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is


It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin

People to git cancer ?"


"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.


"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer


makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers


an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"


"Sure is, Bubba."


"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was


gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"


"Yep."


"And that football player sued that university when he


Gradiated and still couldn't read?"


"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"


"Well, I was thinkin...


What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all


them ugly women I slept with?"

I am glad I could put a smile on all your faces tonite...