Smart *beep*

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars
are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's
nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the
rest of our days."

The man replied, " I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from
God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in
agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then
handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately
puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I
will just wait for the police..."

Just not right at all

heard that one before still funny