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Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllloooo!!!...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!" Trapped on an escalator for hours...power went out!!! Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope. Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! Got locked out of my car in rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open. The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??? Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel. Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!!! Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! |
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