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Edited by
MYheartACHES4u
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Fri 05/30/08 08:58 AM
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pay
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trip and knock him into the waiter carrying a tray of lobsters
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throw up... 
ON him
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show her your celler full of sex toys and fetish stuff
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awww i thought farting was allowed, no wonder they never call me back
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FOR GOD'S SAKE...DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE!!!
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throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket.
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awww i thought farting was allowed, no wonder they never call me back
Only in special circumstances is farting allowed. |
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throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket.
remind me too never date you
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awww i thought farting was allowed, no wonder they never call me back
...and remember to grab your panties on the way out too... |
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show her your celler full of sex toys and fetish stuff who knows she may like it |
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show her your celler full of sex toys and fetish stuff who knows she may like it now that would scare me off
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ask her if she wants to play the play-doh game.....then, promptly sh!T in your pants, jump backwards, and sit on it hard.
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throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket.
remind me too never date you
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throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket.
remind me too never date you
he just wanted to get his moneys worth........damn
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throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket.
remind me too never date you
That is the definition of a "masochist" |
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throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket.
remind me too never date you
That's cuz you're a doll And some guys are weird. I went on a 'date' with a guy and I tried to hold his hand and he ran away... so you did better than me
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Edited by
No1sLove
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Fri 05/30/08 09:18 AM
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It wears off after a week or two. If I spill things means I like ya.
Just hang onto your stuff and don't let me drive...K? 
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It wears off after a week or two. If I spill things means I like ya.
Just hang onto your stuff and don't let me drive...K?
nope couldn't date you...........or at least go out in public for a few weeks.........i'm the same way.......we would be banned from every place in town
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throw his master card in the trash when your trying to help clean the red wine off his beige jacket.
remind me too never date you
That's cuz you're a doll And some guys are weird. I went on a 'date' with a guy and I tried to hold his hand and he ran away... so you did better than me
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