One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he
noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked
one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh,
come along with me then." the man from the limousine said excitedly.
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you,
come with us too!" he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife
with six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" So,
they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a
vehicle as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his
gratitude, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with
you." The rich man replied, "No, thank you... the grass at my place is
about three feet tall and I could use the help!"

that was to funny