The husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples alternate
shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a
par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the
fairway.

Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, "Just hit
it toward the green, anywhere around there will be fine."

The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods.

Undaunted, the husband said "That's ok sweetheart." He then spent
the next ten minutes looking for the ball. He finally found it,
but in a horrible position. He played the shot of his life, and
got the ball within two feet of the hole!

"Just tap it in now, honey." he said to his wife.

She then proceeded to knock the ball past the hole, off the green,
and into a bunker!

Maintaining his composure, the husband summoned all of his skill
and holed the shot from the bunker! He retrieved the ball and,
while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and said,
very calmly, "Honey, well we managed to salvage that hole, and
I'm sure we can do better on the next hole."

To which she replied, "I certainly hope so! And just remember,
only 2 of those 5 shots were mine!"

Golfing with the opposite sex is like going on a death march.