A woman walks into work one day and is greeted by a guy on the elevator
who says "my your hair smells nice today" so the woman goes to the
manager and tells the manager that she is going to file a sexual
harrassment form on the guy she met in the elevator, so the manager asks
"why?" she says "he said my hair smelled nice" and the manager asks "why
would you file a sexual harrassment form on a guy that says your hair
smells nice? you should take it as a compliment." the woman says "he was
a freakin midget."

ahhh I now understand while male midgets always have a smile on their
face.