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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 87
s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 06/10/08 12:59 AM
dear diary, it is never too late to expand your vocabulary.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/10/08 01:00 AM < continued from this topic > < part one of this topic is here >
Dear diary.........I just learned what a merkin was!!!

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 06/10/08 01:01 AM
a what??

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/10/08 01:01 AM
Thank the lawwwwwwwwwd I have the diary to come to so I can learn new words!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/10/08 01:02 AM
a what?? hahaaaaaaaaa apparantly its a body carpet!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 06/10/08 01:03 AM
here ya go...For Charlie http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 06/10/08 01:03 AM


kk35695 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1924	Tue 06/10/08 01:03 AM
a what?? hahaaaaaaaaa apparantly its a body carpet!!! Come here.....catchme....ohhhh I got ya'..

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 06/10/08 01:04 AM
Merkin A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed. 17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/10/08 01:04 AM
whooooooooooooooah my connection just died!!!! FUKC YOU SHAW CABLE!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 06/10/08 01:06 AM
F.U.S.C. - a new word!!

kk35695 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 1924	Tue 06/10/08 01:06 AM
Merkin A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed. 17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband. Wtf???!!! Oh my God that's some funny ****. I love myself....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/10/08 01:06 AM
F.U.S.C. - a new word!! YOURE A GENIUS!!!

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 06/10/08 01:06 AM
S1ow does it have pics?? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=merkin Hey KK

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/10/08 01:07 AM
S1ow does it have pics?? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=merkin Hey KK i HAVE one made out of bikers hair........but I cant show it here......

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 06/10/08 01:08 AM
catch what do you think? they're FeStIvE i tell ya!

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 06/10/08 01:09 AM
oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh my!! http://www.merkinworld.com/ Can I get one in aaahhhh

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 06/10/08 01:11 AM
They have: rainbow bunny smiley face target or 8 ball

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 06/10/08 01:12 AM
see? i told ya!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 06/10/08 01:13 AM
Dear diary.........I think Ive led a sheltered life.......until I learned of merkins on jsh!!!