Topic: Accoutant....
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Thu 02/22/07 01:20 PM
A woman walks into an Oklahoma accounts office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says .. "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
personel questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks ,
" What is your profession? "

"I'm a prostitute," she says without battin an eye.

The accountant, is somewhat taken aback and says, " No, No,No, that
won't work. Let's rephrase that."
The woman says, " OK, I'm a high-end call girl"

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

Thy both think for a minute; then the woman says. " I'm an elite chicken
farmer."
The accoutant asks, " What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute? "

" Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is !!"

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Thu 02/22/07 01:21 PM
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