Topic: Boyfriends
chrissylynn36's photo
Thu 06/12/08 09:30 PM
The Suggestor - 'Don't you think that dress is a little too short for
church? Don't you think you're a little too old for that style?'
Also known as: Wet Blanket, Killjoy, Run screaming before he sucks you
into the black hole
Advantages: Is always paying attention to you
Disadvantages: Is always paying attention to you

Mr. Couch Potato - 'Honey, could you hand me the remote?'
Also known as: The Lump, What's That on Your Couch
Advantages: Will never leave you
Disadvantages: Will never leave your house

Drugboy - 'Hey, let's get stoned and go see The Wall.'
Also known as: Pothead, Junkie, Drunkard
Advantages: Will never hesitate to let you know how much he needs you
Disadvantages: He needs you to help him keep up his drug supply

Mr. Moneybags - 'Let's take a weekend junket to Zanzibar! No, honey,
I'll pay for everything!'
Also known as: Cash Man, A Fool and His Money, Boy with the Bucks, Mr.
Hidden Agenda
Advantages: Will spend a lot of money on you
Disadvantages: Will expect to rule your every move and entire life from
the first penny he spends forward

Dopey - 'Hi! I know it's three in the morning, but you told me if I was
ever in the neighborhood, I should stop by!'
Also known as: Dunce, Clueless, I Can't Believe He Just Doesn't Get It
Advantages: Has a charming naivete about him
Disadvantages: Eventually you realize that will never go away

Lounge Lizard - 'Hey, babe, let's go to my place. I want to lick the
sweat from your navel.'
Also known as: John Revolting, Hey Baby, Don't You Know the Seventies
are Over
Advantages: I'm thinking
Disadvantages: Will leave slime on every surface he touches

The Complainer - 'I hate my job. I hate my car. I hate my roommates.
I hate my life.'
Also known as: Mr. Depressing; Whine, Whine, Whine; Just Shut Up Before
I Strangle You
dvantages: Talks to you
Disadvantages: Talks to you all the time

Mr. Nice Guy - 'The ballet? Whatever you want, honey.'
Also known as: The Good Sport, Sweetheart, Spineless
Advantages: Will do whatever you want
Disadvantages: Will never make any suggestions

Prince Charming - 'Dearest, I love you just the wonderful way you are.
I must take you into my arms and ravish you now.'
Also known as: Mr. Right, The Man, I've Been Looking For You
Advantages: All
Disadvantages: May not exist


beauty314's photo
Thu 06/12/08 09:32 PM
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chrissylynn36's photo
Thu 06/12/08 09:33 PM
TY TY..i loved it had to share with you all