This guy and his girlfriend are driving down a road, RREEEAALLLLLY
SSLLLOOWWLLLYYYY. The girl says that for every 5 miles an hour he goes,
shel’l take off a part of her clothes. So he goes 5 miles faster, her
shirt. 5 faster, her pants.Eventually she is naked and hes going 75 mph.
They then crash into a ditch. The guy is stuck and cant move. The girl
says she’ll go out for help. The guy tells her that he can reach his
shoe and that she can use it for a bit of "clothing". She puts it over
her vagina. She runs up to a trucker and says"Help, Please! My boyfiend
is stuck and he cant get out!" THe trucker replys,"If he’s in that
far....i’m afraid i can’t help you."

OMG, you're on a roll. Hilarious, thanks for the laughs.

roflmfao

omg lmao

OMFG.... too funny

OMG!!! Marilyn,,,
That was good