an indian elder is sitting around the fire with 3 children when one of
them asks"elder,how did i get my name?"the elder says"once when all the
braves were hunting a great bear rose above us casting a shadow,when we
returned we got news of your birth and the name shadowbear was chosen
for you."so the next child asks how his name came to be."the winds were
feirce the day of your birthing my child so you are called wind
dancer"the 3rd child runs up to the elder and says "how did i get my
name elder?"the elder replies"that is not so easy,come,sit on my lap 2
dogs humping"

that is funny