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      Manwich made from real manmeat.
     
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      WRIGLYS CHEWING GUMBO
     
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      re-usable suppositories
     
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      TUNA SCENTED PANTY LINERS 
    
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     TUNA SCENTED PANTY LINERS   
There's a joke already there, but I am NOT an idiot..  | 
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      Portable blood transfusion kits.. "For when you need to sober up FAST".
     
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      Bubble gum made with soap
     
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      pubic hair-picks
     
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      Butt hair hats
     
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      ass lint rollers
     
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      Animal Crackers- Now made with Real Animals !!!
     
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      Head & Shoulders - Now made with the REAL thing !!
     
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      Chef Boyardee Roadghetti: Canned spaghetti with the freshest road kill we could find
     
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      Proctor&Gamble's "DIY Colostomy Kit"
     
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      B.F. Goodrich's Re-used Condoms. For when they're not worth full price.
     
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      Real Product, fake tagline..
 
  Spam - Made with pig ass, and nuggets  | 
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      A fair percentage of Human beings!1
 
    
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      the long hair biker merkins - just never caught on  
    
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      home prostate self exam kit
 
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      finger sandwiches with real fingers
     
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