I got a message through the site the other nite from a young lady in
Mississippi with the nickname XLady. Very pretty foregin girl in her
late 20's. Seemed very nice, wanted to chat. Gave me her email address.

Sure, I sent a little note (c'mon, I'm 48 years old ... I just HAVE to
know what a 28 year old woman sees in this old goat). Today, however, is
when things really got interesting.

The email I got back - and boy, it was a long one - informed me she
lived in Russia. Russia? That's a long way from Mississippi!

I did a reverse trace on the email, and sure enough, it passed through
Amsterdam before it got to me - whether or not it started in Russia I
hadn't a clue, but at least I knew she was nowhere in the states when
she wrote it.

Of course, the profile here on JustSayHi had completely disappeared.
Odd, don't you think?

I replied and told her everything I had just told you folks, adding that
I hoped she found her way to America ... by some other means.

Beware, the mail-order brides are trying to ship themselves!

Meanwhile, I'll go back to what I was doing before I thought I had a
cute pen-pal ... wishing I had a cute pen-pal. :(

I have gotten the same types of e-mails on match.com. They get to a
point that they are comming to the US and ready and waiting to see YOU.
and then they ask you what is the closest international airport and you
tell them, then they ask for your cell phone number and tell you there
on their way.

Then they get their purse stolen and they need 1,000 or more for hotels
and a taxi to come meet you.

imagine that.....LOL


The last one e-mailed me pics of her and family in russia etc. etc.

what a scam

LOL they'd be in for a shock. I must be the only American without a cell
phone.

Guess you'll have to email me from the airport, sweetie! :)

I'm Russian. That is, my paternal grandfather was Lithuanian. So
one-sixth of me is, anyway. Makes me one-sixth beguiling, I guess!

I'd check your mother's heritage, jeanc ... I think you have more than
1/6th working for ya there, if you don't mind me saying. :)

If you get robbed at the airport though, I'm only sending a sixth of the
money. :*)

whats even funnier is that they say their from russia, but they sound
oriental.


they talk like this.



so, how do you love?

will I make you happy?

do you like honesty?

can I help you pay bills?

I love a good man, are you a good man?

Im sorry Mr. I just want a good man like you and get married to be with
him forever, and give him love.


LMAO

Nope, I had this one pegged for Russian from the start. I happened to
have worked with a couple of Russian girls over the past year, and their
written English was stilted just the same way as this lady's. Either
she's Russian, or a very good fake.

Hey guys. I have had the same kind of experiences with russian women
from match.com....It is kind of disappointing when you think maybe you
have a real one this time:)

MD, I get a lot of Russians masquerading as Georgians (the state
Georgia, not the former soviet republic!) -- like Atlanta is some kind
of Leninist hub or something.

Hey, I just got this on another site, this girl claims to be from
Utah....

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how are u and how is things going on with u i guess and believe cool and
much lovely and if i'm telling u how i feel when i get your mail u wont
believe it up and i hope by all means something special will come out of
it and but without
much to say i want to tell u a little bit about me,My name is JANE,Am
26years old...

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Guess Utah doesn't use English anymore....

"I'd check your mother's heritage, jeanc ... I think you have more than
1/6th working for ya there, if you don't mind me saying. :)

If you get robbed at the airport though, I'm only sending a sixth of the
money. :*)"

LOL...

Well, my paternal grandfather was Lithuanian. My paternal grandmother,
Polish and French.

My maternal gf was English and my maternal gm was Scot/Irish.

I am a direct desendant of Daniel Boone on my mother's side.

Basically, I'm Heinz 57 or, as we like to call it here in the States, an
American.

Hey where can I find a mail order husband that will love me long time &
help me pay the bills too? no really, if theres any of you foreign guys
out there, I for one am interested!

I hear Gorbachev might be available. Plenty of rubles!

Yall are so damn funny!!! readin what yall wrote crakced me up!!....Here
is a copy of my latest mail from russia....she says hi Jay!!....I have
no idea how she got my damn email addy!!....well here it goes....and its
true they do talk oriental...To mah bruddah manz who wrote and spoke
about that....

Hi, my new friend, Jay!

I am sorry that I could not write to you earlier. I just had no any
access
to a computer. But now I can write to you regularly.
I am very glad that you have answered my letter. Thank you that you
have found time for answer.
I think that you have many questions about myself.
I will try to answer them. I don't know what to begin with to
tell you about myself. OK, I will try to begin. My name is Natalya.
I am 27 years old. My birthday is on the August
27, 1979. My height is 168 cm (5 feet 6 inches). My weight is 52 kg
(115 pounds). Probably you will be very much afflicted when you find
out that I live not in your country. But I was disappointed in Russian
men because they are very rough and they cannot really love woman
and understand her. Therefore I have decided to try to
find my love abroad. Recently one my girlfriend has got acquainted with
good
American man through the Internet and has left to live in the USA. She
has helped me and has created this profile for me. Therefore in this
profile all data are specified for me except for the country.
Unfortunately
I do not know how it change. But I very much hope that it does
not frighten you, because I am the same lady like many other ladies
living in the different countries. I am the same person with heart and
soul. I live in the city of Nizhniy Novgorod. Nizhniy Novgorod is
located in 350 kilometers from the city of Moscow, Russia. Nizhniy
Novgorod the big and known city.
I began to get education in the secondary comprehensive school.
After I finished it I entered the Pedagogical university. I have
finished
it perfectly and I have received a occupation of the teacher of junior
school. Unfortunately I could not find work by my occupation because in
Russia it is very difficult to make. Now I work in children's branch
of small library. I work as the librarian. We have a little collective,
but very friendly.
Jay, I shall have an opportunity to send you letters only from
Monday till Friday, because I haven't got a computer at home. I use a
computer at my work. On work I can use a computer almost freely. So it
is more convenient for me to write you from my work. Though it too
depends not from me. With a computer works another employee. I have
not bad relations with her, but she can give me a computer only when
she has a free time. For this reason I hope that you understand me.
I think that I can write to you letters at least once for two days.
My new friend, answer my questions, if you can:
1. Do you like your job?
2. What is your favourite film?
3. What kind of music do you like?
4. Have you ever had a friend from the other country?
(the friend on correspondence).
I thank you for your answers beforehand. My new friend, you may not
answer these questions if you don't want. In my next letter I shall
necessarily answer other your questions. I will tell to you what music
and what cinema I like.
I send you my picture. I hope to you it is pleasant.
I will waiting for your letter with impatience.

Natalya.
LMFAO!!!!.....and this is the first letter i got....damn the third one
shes saying im her man!....lolz

Yours is WAY better than mine, English-wise. You must've gotten one of
them there edumacated Russian women!

Although I do like this bit:

"4. Have you ever had a friend from the other country?"

Hmmmmm....WHICH other country....?

I wish I had saved some more of mine, they're fun to read, even if a
little confusing....

Russian women are hot, no?

Here is more LOL

Hi Cliff,
Nicw to ee your mail and am so gad to see that from you again
Cliff.........I will be back home see but before we meet i think we have
to talk and get to know each other better and how are you doing today
and your wokr hope its fine and its really nice to read from you today
and i will be online later so that we can talk better..

Mary Jones

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Hi Cliff,
Nice to hear from you again and ist nice you enjoy chating with me
yesterday But i dont agred with what you say becuase am not looking for
a man because of his money i want to be happy and i need to be with the
best person and being far away is not the issue okay and what matter
most what we feel for each before we meet and also when meet what you
have in mind to ourself thats what matter and i will be coming back to
state because this is not where i belong to and i want you to know
since we have a chat yesterday you relief the pain i have been going
through even if you cant still stop it and i have this feelings that you
will put away the p[ast in my life and i will be very glad if you accept
you can do that and let give a trial like we aggreed on yesterday.

I wait to hear from you again
MarY Jones

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Hi Cliff,
Nice to read from you and am so happy with that now and its a good time
you write me now i dont know if you will like chat with me so that we
can talk more better on there am online now maryjons207 is my id,You IM
me and then we talk better then
i wait to chat with you on there okay
Mary Jones

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Before my father died,he deposited some large amount of money and
luggages in a security/insurance freight company here in Africa in
other to safe he's willed asset for me.But i have to have a fiance
before i can have access to those funds.Thats why i need to be sure of
whoever i am about to date,cos i wouldnt like to be used again.
I've decided to move down to Nigeria and start a new life.I am
into West African sculptures,although it does not pay much.I don't want
to fall into another terrible situation again after all these that I
have gone through and I am not ready to be used this time. I need to be
very very careful of whom i will go out with or date. I will need some
words from you, which will prove to me about your interest in me and
what exactly you want out of our relationship. I am very eager to have a
date now, since i would be coming back to the STATES as soon as you
want me to, provided you will treat me with love and care.
Well, let me hang on here till I hear from you. I hope you will
understand my situation at this time and I hope you will come to my
resuce and be of whom i expect you to be. I really need to be loved cos
i deserve it.I need a man that would always be there for me, who will be
like a father and husband to me,i will reciprocate true LOVE as well.

With Love,
Mary Jones

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I'm
thinking about you
and sending some good wishes your way.
May your day be touched with sunshine,
your heart overflow with love,
and your soul sing with hope.
May everything in your life sparkle
with a radiance that
comes only from happiness.

Thanks for your mail and for your time but i want you to know we dont
get to know each other you wont know if we are to be together and also
you might meet alot of woman or a lady there in colorado but they might
not be the right woman for you and at time you fallen in love at the
wrong place and you meet the woman you want where you dont expect to
meet her.
Am wishing You good and i hope you me the same.

Loves
Mary Jones




LMAO

Kama'aina haole girl seeking good man to import, like the asian kine or
hispanic good too, Hell I'll even take one from kansas or Ohio ....must
be willing and able to work long and play hard!

I think she was really, really pissed when i didnt money-express her
some money back in Chicago to fly to Denver, cuzz her purse was stolen.

maybe that is why she isnt sending me those cute, friendly poems and
stuff anymore.....


Jeeeeeeeeez whats a kind man to do?


LOL

I JUST got this one. First time I've ever seen someone on a dating site
admit to having a multiple personality.

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I see your profile. I'd like to talk a little...
I am 30 years old. Professional. Don't have children,
never been married, nice appearance and soul, great
sense of humor.
I am looking for soulmate to start new life. I am kind,
cheerful and honest person. Expect respect and love from
the man and ready to give the same in return.
I like animals and children, outdoors and sport. I love to
live and know how to do it beautiful. As for personality
I consider myself charming and multiple.
What I want? Good man without big problems who believes
in true love and clear relationship for life. The person
that respects his life partner's opinion and keeps himself
as gentleman.
Don't know what I can tell you else now. Write to my email
with your questions and I will reply as soon as possible.

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