Hey, that happened once! She called me once from within my home when I was out of town on business. <phone rings, recognizing home number>

Me: Hello?
Girl: Hi, I'm in your house
Me: Why?
Girl: It was the only place I feel welcome
Me: Oh, You're not.

I got the impression that she was going to stay, thinking I wouldn't do anything about it, and eventually she passed out drunk in my home. I called someone I let stay there and let her know. She called the police and they carted her off. Last I heard, she had a 14 month sentence to serve and well, I was out of California well before then. Funny thing, there are people like her everywhere. One woman recently asked a group of us to send a card to someone in http://www.co.logan.oh.us/sheriff/inmates.htm and when it got to me, I just wrote, "This could be your last PV (Parole Violation) - Joe" That first experience in California was all it took, oh and the occasional playing of dueling banjos.

I'd turn him over to the cops.j/k