Hunting camels is prohibited.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.


It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

It is illegal to drive in reverse in Page, AZ.


And we thought our lawmakers didn't do anything.

Now, that is just too funny.......

Try Florida laws.

"It is illegal to drive in reverse in Page, AZ."

This one is violated every time someone without a circle driveway pulls out on the street.

Aww man, I was going to AZ this week to hunt camels and make imitation cocaine....

so, where can the donkey sleep?

I Have an Illegal Camel Hunting Farm where I Make Imitation Cocaine and Force My Donkeys to Sleep in Bath tubs....and Video Tape it For the Internet.

They sound funny now. But there are a number of "donkey" laws in different states which were actually racial laws. "Donkey" was slang for anyone who wasn't white.

Go to www.dumblaws.com. They have a listing for every State and international ones as well.

yeah my immitation cocaine operation in cottonwood got shut down. thats y texas is the best lol!!!