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Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've
been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for
it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that
you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week,you
came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done,
cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came
home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching
the
game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or
anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever
the case is, I'm
gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
way to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife


Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a
far
cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out
your
constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut
off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was
"You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if
you
can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused
with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating
pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new
negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a
coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that
morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved
you
and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit
the lottofor ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two
tickets
to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a
reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My
lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from
me.So take care.


P.S. I don't know if I ever told you
this but Carl, my brother was born
Carla.
I hope that's not a problem.

Signed: Rich As Hell and Free!

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