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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
-- Henny Youngman |
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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." -- Henny Youngman Why do we seem to have so many quotes about drinking? |
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no reason, I'm going with the flow
you? 
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The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! ~ Danny Jansen
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A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
-— Lillian Day |
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A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. -— Lillian Day OOPS 
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You're not drunk enough if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
~~ Dean Martin |
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Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
-— Mae West |
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I just quote the classics.
I don't drink. Much. Or rather, I don't drink too much. Usually. Only in the early mid late early evening. But never at dusk... never at dusk! (yet another way too obscure reference) |
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"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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"Solitude, though it may be silent as light, is like light, the mightiest of agencies; for solitude is essential to man. All men come into this world alone; all leave it alone."
- — Thomas De Quincey |
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
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90% of all people masterbate, the other 10 % lie about it
~~~~Mark Twain!~~~~ |
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"Solitude, though it may be silent as light, is like light, the mightiest of agencies; for solitude is essential to man. All men come into this world alone; all leave it alone." - — Thomas De Quincey Rigor and the number of larvae present would indicate the victim had been dead for a least two days --- Quincy |
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A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
-- Gloria Steinem |
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First the doctor told me the good news.... I was going to have a disease named after me
-- Steve Martin |
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90% of all people masterbate, the other 10 % lie about it ~~~~Mark Twain!~~~~ Mark Twain said that?? 
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90% of all people masterbate, the other 10 % lie about it ~~~~Mark Twain!~~~~ Mark Twain said that??
wiser beyond his years 
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Procrastinate now, do not put it off.
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Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.
-- Zig Ziglar |
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