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| Topic: Speaking of bad pick up lines... | |
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Does anybody have some?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Do you have a Band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. |
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B00BIES!!!
Yeah, was wearing a black corset over a black blouse one evening on a girl's night out and this one guy couldn't stop saying it. |
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Let's be honest here, there aren't any that are good. They are all BAD!
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B00BIES!!! Yeah, was wearing a black corset over a black blouse one evening on a girl's night out and this one guy couldn't stop saying it. OMFG!!! That sounds like my friend Bucky!!! LOL Only thing is, he doesn't actually SAY that, he just can't raise his head above chest level. 
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how about dinner.....you can choke the chicken....WAAP!! lol
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Take Girl by the Arm and say "Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here." |
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Let's be honest here, there aren't any that are good. They are all BAD! So even having a guy come up to you and tell you that you have beautiful eyes would be considered a bad attempt at a pick up line??? |
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B00BIES!!! Yeah, was wearing a black corset over a black blouse one evening on a girl's night out and this one guy couldn't stop saying it. OMFG!!! That sounds like my friend Bucky!!! LOL Only thing is, he doesn't actually SAY that, he just can't raise his head above chest level. Oh no, this guy couldn't stop saying it. And grabbing his pals and pointing at them. You can see why this 43 year old was three times divorced..... |
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Let's be honest here, there aren't any that are good. They are all BAD! Amen 
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The worst one I have ever used, was something that I used a few times just for the shock value and to find out if she had a sense of humor.
" Excuse me. I think you are really beautiful. Would it really bother you if I started stalking you? " Of course, that was back in the days when I simply didn't give a sh*t....lmao |
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Let's be honest here, there aren't any that are good. They are all BAD! So even having a guy come up to you and tell you that you have beautiful eyes would be considered a bad attempt at a pick up line??? YES. 
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have you seen the keys to my BMW?
YOU LOOK MUCH OLDER UP CLOSE.... HOW are your kids.. you look like you must have a bunch of em.... |
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B00BIES!!! Yeah, was wearing a black corset over a black blouse one evening on a girl's night out and this one guy couldn't stop saying it. OMFG!!! That sounds like my friend Bucky!!! LOL Only thing is, he doesn't actually SAY that, he just can't raise his head above chest level. Oh no, this guy couldn't stop saying it. And grabbing his pals and pointing at them. You can see why this 43 year old was three times divorced..... Yep. That would definitely do it...lmao Ole Bucky is consistent at least. We just snap our fingers in front of him, tell him to wipe the drool off his chin and say something. 30 seconds later....his chin is on his chest again..totally mesmerized by the (o)(o) |
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Let's be honest here, there aren't any that are good. They are all BAD! So even having a guy come up to you and tell you that you have beautiful eyes would be considered a bad attempt at a pick up line??? YES. Wow. That's kinda harsh. What if the guy is actually totally sincere? You would never know it. |
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can i buy you a drink or should i just give you the money for it?
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I think most of them are bad...
But it also depends on the way he says it...his tone, mannerisms...stuff like that |
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which bike gang just kicked you out?
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Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants!
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Edited by
Moondark
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Sat 08/02/08 04:56 PM
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Had one guy, after a few minutes of chatting, ask me if there was any chance of me going home with him or if he was wasting his time talking to me.
Um, yes, you are wasting your time. There is no way on earth I'm going home with someone I've just met in a bar.... |
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Nice feet. Spread 'em
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