Sister Mary who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.
As luck would have it a gas station was just a block away. She walked to
the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her
the only gas can he owned had been loaned out but she could wait untill
it was returned. Since the nun was on her way to see a patient, she
decided not to wait and went back to her car. She looked for something
in her car she could fill with gas and spotted a bedpan she was taking
to a patient. She carried the bedpan to the gas station, filled it with
gas and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across
the street. One turned to the other and said;
IF IT STARTS, "I'M TURNING CATHOLIC"

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