One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His
friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can
diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose
your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in
the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise
and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a
small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak
your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two
weeks."

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was
and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if
this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top
it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug
store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.
The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following
message:

"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms.
Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a
rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They
aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your
tennis elbow will never get better."

ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks needed that

hehehe anyone else got a funny bone need a boost in laughing tonight,,,

lmao I got this one in an email a few days ago, still funnier than hell
though