now these jsut aint right


That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.


When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet


She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

That's disgusting!
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow,
I can't believe it's not butter!

O.K. here goes....

Yo momma so fat that she uses paper towels for toilet tissue.

Yo momma so short, she needs a ladder to step up on the curb.

Yo momma so poor the roaches moved out of her house cause they didn't have anything to eat.

and here's one of my favorites......

Yo momma hair is soooooo short that when I look at her I see what she is thinking.

Yo momma hair is so short-she uses rice grains for hair curlers....LOL!

I'm good now....

Please note: I am joking!!!!