Hey ever notince that you can take certain words and make short phrases
or other words out of them? Here check it out...

Dormitory - DIRTY ROOM
Prysbetarian - BEST IN PRAYER
Astronomer - MOON STARER
Desperation-A ROPE ENDS IT
The eyes - THEY SEE
George Bush - HE BUGS GORE
The Morse Code - HERE COME DOTS
Slot machines - CASH LOST IN ME
Animosity- IS NO AMITY
Election results - LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
Snooze alarms - ALAS NO MORE Z 'S
A decimal point - I'M A DOT IN PLACE
The earthquakes - THAT QUEER SHAKE
Eleven plus two - TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

Mother-in-law - WOMAN HITLER!!!

That's cool!

i like it! lol

Ha.. well look at that

this is pepito with his gurl cousin pepito tells his cousin if you climb
that tree ill give u a dollar. little gurl climbs tree, after that she
goes and tell's her mom guess what mom pepito gave me a dollar just to
climb a tree MOM get mad and tells her gurl u stop doing that he just
wants to see ur panties next day same thing little gurl tells her mom
hey mom got another dollar from pepito for climbing that tree .MOM GET"S
MAD AND TELL'S THE LITTLE GURL I TOLD U HE JUST WANTS TO SEE UR PANTIES
SHE REPLYS NO MOM I TOOK THEM OFF FIRST.