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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 117 | |
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is gypsy still in jail ???
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gotta wonder , cuz she didnt answer any of my texts
 
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and my guess is that you make "attack me kitty" noises while your sleeping
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and my guess is that you make "attack me kitty" noises while your sleeping
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and my guess is that you make "attack me kitty" noises while your sleeping
Hey Purple there is a great idea .. I think Iwill start to make " attack me WOMEN " noises in MY sleep ... might work, EH ??... no eh ....
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those *Axe effect commercials make that stuff look pretty effective ?
they should make a *Lady Axe  
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only if you do it when women are around !
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Oh I see.. this is where my plans FAILS badly
Purple ... why does LADY AXE make me nervous to hear ??
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axe lie's! try it -it dont work
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LADY AXE sounds awesome !!
do you prefer LADY CHAIN SAW??
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 now ya scaring me ! 
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OR .. how about Lady with CLUB ???
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LADYGUN?
Lady Cat`o' nine tails? LADY MACHETE ? LADY A-BOMB?
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have a great day you two !
im off to work ....
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howz about we just call it *KILL ??
or........ Sudden Death ? hmmmm......... PREYTRAP? oh I could do this all day.....
* GOTCHYA!?!?!
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have a great day you two !
im off to work ....
see ya later Chevy have a good day eh ! 
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Later Chevy ....
Purple you are crackin me up kiddo
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how about............ PREWHIPPED? |
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Or PostWhipped
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Or Postal-whipped
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