Grandpa and his Grandson went on a fishing trip. The Grandpa gets in his pocket and pulls out a cigarette and lights it? His Grandson looks up at him and asks. Grandpa can i have a cigarette? Grandpa looks at him and says well let me ask you this can your d@ck touch your a@@hole.The Grandson says no,and Grandpa says well then you can't have one. A few minutes goes by and Grandpa reaches in his other pocket and pulls out a flask.He opens the top and takes a swig. The Grandson looks up and says Grandpa can i have a drink of that. Grandpa looks at him and says well let me ask you this,can your d@ck touch your a@@hole.The Grandson says no,and Grandpa says well then you cant have none. So after awhile the Grandson reaches in his pocket and pulls out a bag of cookies. He takes one out and starts to eat it. The Grandpa looks at his Grandson and says can Grandpa have one of those.The Grandson looks up at his Grandpa and says well let me ask you this. Can your d@ck touch your a@@hole? Grandpa says well as a matter of fact yes it can. He looks up at his Grandpa and says then you can go f@ck yourself Grandma made these for me.

Iguess that wasn't as funny to everyone as it was to me. At least i tried.

it was already posted a few weeks ago