Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer
knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to
touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief
doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick
the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000
gold coins to arrange it. Without pause,
Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had
shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the
antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon
Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth,
and for the next four
hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer
left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber,
Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment
of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon
Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician
could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him
to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer...


The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - Pay your Bills!!!

My checks in the mail!!!

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