Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits cryingin the garden, her fairy godmoher appears and promises to provide her with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.



"First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinders agrees. "What's the second condition?" she asks.
"You must be home by 2 am. Any later and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
So Cinders agrees to be home by 2 am. and off she goes to the ball.



The appointed hour comes and goes and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally at 5am Cinders shows up looking love-struck and "very" satisfied.



"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!"



"I met a prince, Fairy godmother. He took care of everything."


"I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name."


"Oh, I can't remember exactly .... Peter Peter, something or other ..."

okay.. so maybe I'm slow but I think I don't get this one... can you explain????

old nursery ryme....peter peter pumkin eater..

I gotcha.. hahahahahaha