Topic: Unbelievable Headlines
dcrdnk's photo
Mon 11/10/08 02:19 PM
Man
Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This
one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called
the Editorial Room and
asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before
the editor
realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They
put in a
correction the next day.



I just couldn't help
but sending this along. Too funny.
Something
Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No,
really? Ya think?
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Police
Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda
Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!
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Miners
Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing'
lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile
Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See
if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War
Dims Hope for Peace
I
can see where it might have that effect!

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If
Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya
think?!
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Cold
Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

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Enfield (London)
Couple Slain; Police Suspect
Homicide
They
may be on to something!
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Red
Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Oklahoma's
new construction program!

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Man
Struck By Lightning: Faces
Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!
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New
Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test
Group
Weren't
they fat enough?!
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Astronaut
Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's
what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids
Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High
School Dropouts Cut
in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals
are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!
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And
the winner is....
Typhoon
Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Did I read that right?
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Now
that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to
spread the stupidity and
send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even a chuckle). We all
need a good laugh, at least once a day!



11/10/2008 3:58:52 AM Unbelievable Headlines

keepthehope's photo
Tue 11/11/08 01:08 AM
Those are hilarious!! :laughing:

dainty's photo
Tue 11/11/08 06:20 AM
:banana:

funny, very funny

rofl rofl rofl rofl
rofl rofl rofl rofl