A man died and went to heaven.As he stood in front of the Perly Gates he
saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked,"What are all those
clocks?"
St Peter answered,"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hand on your clock move."
"Oh" said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's" replied St Peter. "The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible", said the man."And whose clock is that one?"
St Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's

and that's funny how?