Topic: Murphy's Laws | |
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If anything can go wrong, it will
#Love Laws: All the good ones are taken Tech Laws: New systems generate new problems Computer Laws: Any given program, when running, is obsolete Commerce Laws: To err is human, to forgive is not company policy Real Estate Laws: At least one check will be "lost in the mail" every month Teaching Laws: You never catch on until after the test War Laws: Friendly fire - isn't Cops Laws: Bullet Proof' vests aren't MP Laws: No street-wise unit ever passed inspection Sewing Laws: The scissors cut easiest past the buttonhole Murphy Volunteer Bush-fire Brigade Laws: If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid Photography: Laws Auto Focus - won't Nurses Laws: Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well Bus Law: If you're running late the bus will be too Lotto Laws: You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket Cowboy Action Shooting (CAS) Laws: Peep sights don't. Cars Laws: An oil leak will develop. Toddler Laws: When you forget the stroller they will want to ride. EMT Laws: All bleeding stops... eventually. Graphic Design Laws: Your best idea is already copyrighted. Mothers Laws: Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her. |
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is all this negativism true?
I don't believe it life is beautiful |
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I think what you seek you get.....
You seek good that is what you get back etc... ![]() |
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as an EMT I must state that the official law is...
Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round... any deviation from this is bad.... |
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You Give Respect you get Respect
You seek for goodness you get goodness Same as anything in life,, when seeking for something or someone, seek it with an open Heart, Mind and Soul,, and ye shall find ![]() |
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I have to disagree with one statement....Not ALL the good ones are
taken, ![]() |
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meaning?
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I just like the "be careful what ya wish for"
and, "what goes around..." I think if ya go by the past and oppression being what it was. Maybe there was so very little to be positive about? Ever wonder if it WAS a way to show humour during the time? |
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... comes around."
what's up my dear nene? |
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not much, hon.
listening to sarah tell me about her day... and, just watching=0) you having a good night? |
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i always have a good night with my sister and brothers around
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nice to hear, you.
little trippy around here at the moment. what's another saying? Famous last words? lol |
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lol
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All of the good ones are takin' their time about coming around to where
I am, I'll say that much.... |
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like how, lex?
good ones? lol |
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Just when you think you may have your balance on this great unicycle of
life.....BAM!!! you hit a pothole.... ![]() |
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Hey jess.
or a roadblock. |
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Het Ab...good to see you...
I was errr...pre-occupied in the poetry threads, I don't get out much... ![]() |
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well as Erma said"
Life is a bowl of cherries with pits.. ![]() |
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