Topic: Murphy's Laws
TheLonelyWalker's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:07 PM
If anything can go wrong, it will
#Love Laws: All the good ones are taken
Tech Laws: New systems generate new problems
Computer Laws: Any given program, when running, is obsolete
Commerce Laws: To err is human, to forgive is not company policy
Real Estate Laws: At least one check will be "lost in the mail" every
month
Teaching Laws: You never catch on until after the test
War Laws: Friendly fire - isn't
Cops Laws: Bullet Proof' vests aren't
MP Laws: No street-wise unit ever passed inspection
Sewing Laws: The scissors cut easiest past the buttonhole
Murphy Volunteer Bush-fire Brigade Laws: If it's stupid but it works, it
ain't stupid
Photography: Laws Auto Focus - won't
Nurses Laws: Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing
well
Bus Law: If you're running late the bus will be too
Lotto Laws: You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket
Cowboy Action Shooting (CAS) Laws: Peep sights don't.
Cars Laws: An oil leak will develop.
Toddler Laws: When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.
EMT Laws: All bleeding stops... eventually.
Graphic Design Laws: Your best idea is already copyrighted.
Mothers Laws: Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her.

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:08 PM
is all this negativism true?
I don't believe it
life is beautiful

tantalizingtulip's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:10 PM
I think what you seek you get.....

You seek good that is what you get back etc...flowerforyou

Palhaco's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:10 PM
as an EMT I must state that the official law is...

Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round... any deviation from
this is bad....

Palhaco's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:10 PM
laugh laugh

LAMom's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:13 PM
You Give Respect you get Respect
You seek for goodness you get goodness
Same as anything in life,, when seeking for
something or someone, seek it with an open
Heart, Mind and Soul,, and ye shall find flowerforyou

PetiteKitten's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:17 PM
I have to disagree with one statement....Not ALL the good ones are
taken, :wink:

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:18 PM
meaning?

EmotionalTurbulance's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:25 PM
I just like the "be careful what ya wish for"

and, "what goes around..."

I think if ya go by the past and oppression being what it was. Maybe
there was so very little to be positive about?

Ever wonder if it WAS a way to show humour during the time?

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:27 PM
... comes around."
what's up my dear nene?

EmotionalTurbulance's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:29 PM
not much, hon.

listening to sarah tell me about her day... and, just watching=0)

you having a good night?

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:37 PM
i always have a good night with my sister and brothers around

EmotionalTurbulance's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:49 PM
nice to hear, you.

little trippy around here at the moment.

what's another saying? Famous last words? lol

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Tue 04/10/07 05:50 PM
lol

no photo
Tue 04/10/07 06:57 PM
All of the good ones are takin' their time about coming around to where
I am, I'll say that much....

EmotionalTurbulance's photo
Tue 04/10/07 07:15 PM
like how, lex?

good ones? lol

Jess642's photo
Tue 04/10/07 09:06 PM
Just when you think you may have your balance on this great unicycle of
life.....BAM!!! you hit a pothole....laugh

AdventureBegins's photo
Tue 04/10/07 10:44 PM
Hey jess.

or a roadblock.

Jess642's photo
Wed 04/11/07 03:10 AM
Het Ab...good to see you...


I was errr...pre-occupied in the poetry threads, I don't get out
much...laugh

tantalizingtulip's photo
Wed 04/11/07 05:07 AM
well as Erma said"


Life is a bowl of cherries with pits..glasses