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Topic: Pick up lines
JenniferLynn22 Joined Tue 11/25/08 Posts: 21	Tue 12/09/08 07:56 PM
the ones you use or have been used on you. tell em. here's mine. "if I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" i use it and it's been used on me.

PDA Joined Wed 11/12/08 Posts: 690	Tue 12/09/08 07:59 PM
One I use most of the time "Your laugh reminds me of the chicken from Chicken Little Followed by a smile It's very cute"

JenniferLynn22 Joined Tue 11/25/08 Posts: 21	Tue 12/09/08 08:02 PM
One I use most of the time "Your laugh reminds me of the chicken from Chicken Little Followed by a smile It's very cute" does it work for you?

PDA Joined Wed 11/12/08 Posts: 690	Tue 12/09/08 08:03 PM
Every time. It makes women laugh.

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 12/09/08 08:03 PM
a baby bat (young goth girl) said to me, your crypt or mine.... all i could think of was cheese....lot's and lot's of cheese.

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Tue 12/09/08 08:04 PM
the ones you use or have been used on you. tell em. here's mine. "if I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" i use it and it's been used on me. < My fav's are; Quit strugging and get in the car! or, You must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a foot long!

nvrsaynvr Joined Tue 06/12/07 Posts: 5283	Tue 12/09/08 08:05 PM
Let me read your palm....I see where you are getting tingles from my touch... Oh, what was he thinking?!?!?!

PDA Joined Wed 11/12/08 Posts: 690	Tue 12/09/08 08:06 PM
the ones you use or have been used on you. tell em. here's mine. "if I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" i use it and it's been used on me. < My fav's are; Quit strugging and get in the car! or, You must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a foot long! Ah come on man.. lmao. That cannot possibly work.. lol

JenniferLynn22 Joined Tue 11/25/08 Posts: 21	Tue 12/09/08 08:06 PM
any females have pick up lines? guys these are all great and funny. "so uh, did you sit in a mud puddle or are you just happy to see me?"

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Tue 12/09/08 08:10 PM
the ones you use or have been used on you. tell em. here's mine. "if I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" i use it and it's been used on me. < My fav's are; Quit strugging and get in the car! or, You must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a foot long! Ah come on man.. lmao. That cannot possibly work.. lol Aw'right, how 'bout... Want some candy, wanna go for a ride?

PDA Joined Wed 11/12/08 Posts: 690	Tue 12/09/08 08:12 PM
Mmm. Then we got an oldie... "My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast"

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Tue 12/09/08 08:15 PM
Mmm. Then we got an oldie... "My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast" I like it! I'm gonna use it! ThanX Man!

PDA Joined Wed 11/12/08 Posts: 690	Tue 12/09/08 08:17 PM
Mmm. Then we got an oldie... "My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast" I like it! I'm gonna use it! ThanX Man! Haha. Good luck man.

JenniferLynn22 Joined Tue 11/25/08 Posts: 21	Tue 12/09/08 08:17 PM
how about this one.... "I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream"

PDA Joined Wed 11/12/08 Posts: 690	Tue 12/09/08 08:23 PM
how about this one.... "I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream" Also an oldie. Here's another... "A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu*y always makes a happy cck."

JenniferLynn22 Joined Tue 11/25/08 Posts: 21	Wed 12/10/08 10:14 AM
Got ne more. these are great.

TheRel Joined Wed 01/24/07 Posts: 109	Wed 12/10/08 02:52 PM
you must be tired couse you've been running through my mind all day long!!!!!

bigjohn525 Joined Thu 01/10/08 Posts: 29	Wed 12/10/08 11:17 PM
how about we go to my place for a pizza and a **? what you dont like pizza? ** me if im wrong, but you wanna blow me dont you? how about i treat you like a blizzard? i'll give you 8 to 10 inches and leave you stuck in your house for the weekend. are you ready for the most orgasmic unrepeatable night of sex in your life? mind lying down so i can have one?

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Thu 12/11/08 06:02 AM
Girl,, im bout to plant you and grow a whole field of yall

Darkside412 Joined Tue 10/21/08 Posts: 37	Thu 12/11/08 01:10 PM Edited by Darkside412 on Thu 12/11/08 01:11 PM
Here you can have these. They're all tried and true: Upon meeting face to face with a good looking person you look towards the sky and say "Good job God!" I've seen your face, heard your voice, felt your soft skin and smelled your wonderful fragrance, all that's left is for me to taste your smile. Where do I know you from? I know I know you from somewhere. Oh I know what it is. You remind me of this person in a poem I wrote. I hope you're wearing underwear cause at the end of the night you can expect to be debriefed. I'll show you my Pokemon if you give me a Pikachu. Do you have any Mexican in you?No? Well let me put some. You remind me of thatcockfor. She replies what's thatcockfor. Let's go to my place and I'll show you.