This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman

In a brand new
Cadillac


Doing 65 mph


With her
Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds !


And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,


Still working on that makeup.


As a man,

I don't scare easily.


But she scared me so much;
I dropped





My electric shaver,


Which knocked

The donut

Out of my other hand.

In all
The confusion of trying

To straighten out the car


Using my knees against
The steering wheel,


It knocked

My cell phone


Away from my ear


Which fell


Into the coffee

Between my legs,


Splashed,


And burned


Big Jim and the Twins,


Ruined the damn phone,


Soaked my trousers,


And disconnected an
Important call.


Damn women drivers!!

Very funny......thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

That's why i'm trying to keep away from THEM and to pass THEM as soon as
I see one.
hahaha

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

umm hey prussia who are you passing the woman or the man

Of course women lmao

oh ok

I have such a hard time putting my make up on while I'm driving

LOL...Scott, you are supposed to do that at home, before you leave for
the office...

no cuz I paint my toenails then silly

*smacks herself in the forehead*

Should have known...