Topic: Define Panda
Iam_aditi's photo
Tue 12/30/08 01:23 PM
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring.
Eats shoots and leaves."

nogames39's photo
Tue 12/30/08 06:19 PM
laugh drinker
That was funny, Thanks!

nogames39's photo
Tue 12/30/08 06:23 PM
Edited by nogames39 on Tue 12/30/08 06:24 PM
Two married women are walking their dogs in the park. One of them pulls out a cigarette and lights it up. Her girlfriend is asking her:
- You're smoking??? Since when?
- Ah, yeah, since the day that my husband came back from his sales trip and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray...

PrincessPeaches's photo
Tue 12/30/08 11:18 PM
both great jokes

keepthehope's photo
Tue 12/30/08 11:19 PM
laugh laugh