MY PRIVATE PART DIED An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing
home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy
asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr.
Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing
her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr.
Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' 'But, Nurse
Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died. 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' (You've gotta love this
) 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'