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 I have it on good authority that "Jumbo shrimp" is an oxymoron. Carry on. Oxymoron? That's the stuff I use on my pimples... |
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My kinda gal! 
Except mine would be black, softest, kid leather, Parisienne ankle boots, for da dancin... 
My stockings mid-thigh... 
And me angels all in a row... 
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I have it on good authority that "Jumbo shrimp" is an oxymoron. Carry on. Well, they must've never carried on any of my jumbo shrimp... 
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Bow wow wow...
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Bow wow wow...
 I blame your main photo. It just doesn't get out much!
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Bow wow wow...
I blame your main photo. It just doesn't get out much!
Yeah, maybe... But I've been practicing on my stuffed Pink Panther. I think I'm ready for the real thing now! |
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Bow wow wow...
I blame your main photo. It just doesn't get out much!
Yeah, maybe... But I've been practicing on my stuffed Pink Panther. I think I'm ready for the real thing now! I'll call steve Martin and let him know. You do know he replaced Peter Sellers, right? Hope you won't be TOO disappointed.
I do hear that he is very good, cough. 
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Bow wow wow...
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Bow wow wow...
at least its not a bowl of shrimp |
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Sautee'd shrimp, Tokyo shrimp, Shrimp kabob...
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smoked shrimp, glazed shrimp, stiffed shrimp...
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smoked shrimp, glazed shrimp, stiffed shrimp...
Okay, can I get a lb. of those stiffed shrimp - smoked? I hate my shrimp to be limp.
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Prawns!!!!!!!!!! They are called Prawns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!! You don't know nuffin about prawns...
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Nuthin' worse than a limp shrimp...(lol)
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Prawns!!!!!!!!!! They are called Prawns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!! You don't know nuffin about prawns...
You'll have to dig back into the archives for the lofty measures focused on this matter, ma'am...
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Nuthin' worse than a limp shrimp...(lol)
Well, there is always CPR! Where's my bag? Stand back, I'll need some room ... 
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Momma always said " stupid is as stupid does...". Damn, where did I put that box of chocolates?
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Momma always said " stupid is as stupid does...". Damn, where did I put that box of chocolates?
 Uh-oh! Was I not supposed to eat those?
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....Jjjjeeeennnnaaaaaay!.....
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Forrest, now, you just keep on runnin', Forrest...
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