A parking ticket.

This has got to be one of the funniest videos I have seen in some time. Just based on creativity and commitment I hope he gets off the hook.

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK
VIDEO CONTAINS PROFANITY: If you are easily offended
do not watch.

Motherf***ing Parking Ticket
Mr. Chi City submitted his own description for this video, but it was too long and ridiculous. He did want you to know, "Just for the record. IM THE REALEST DUDE to EVER POST."

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896242/