Okay, I know people of all political persuasions will have fun with this thing. Remember mad libs? This is abit like that. Fill in some words and go from there.

http://www.atom.com/spotlights/inauguration_speech_generator/

So here is the speech I generated.

My fellow Americans, today is a blackened day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "blue heeler", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fly.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces hideous and heated challenges like never before. Our economy is jocular. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for captians. Our healthcare system is humorous. If your butt is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a paralegal. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a baton vibrator. But careening together we can right this ship, and set a course for Vermontville.

Finally, I must thank my bright family, my failed campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Shriner's for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of exploding the American people. Without your brilliant efforts, none of this would have been possible.

aww Come on ladies and gentlemen...

Get to the speechifying hahaha

I triple dog dare ya!

My fellow Americans, today is a Stank day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "dog poop pouch", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually sashay.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces smokey and brown challenges like never before. Our economy is foamy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for postal workers. Our healthcare system is silky. If your toenail is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Garbage maintenance professional. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a public vibrator meat hook. But jesticulating together we can right this ship, and set a course for Mom's kitchen.

Finally, I must thank my purple family, my velvety campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Pastifarians for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of vibrating the American people. Without your rosey efforts, none of this would have been possible.