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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 16 | |
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USED trannies are prolly $1000 or more.......
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omgggggggggggggggg light bulb moment!!!!!
MARRY A MECHANIC!!! 
<----looks in phone book for husband immediately!!! 
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ok should we go for Mr.Lube? or Midas man????
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Im serious........we should juts marry mechanics!!!!! Then all of our car problems will DISAPPEAR!!!
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dear diary.......I have to stop taking pictures of bananas portraying themselves as guns!!!!
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I have to quit playing Charlies Angels in the house!!!
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dear diary.......I have to stop taking pictures of bananas portraying themselves as guns!!!!
i thought that was your new boyfriend !
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I just ate my new bf!!!
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weird......men are checking out my banana gun!
I SEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU!!!!
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omg I just looked and I have man hands!!!
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Sooooooooo thats where I store all of my fat????
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<----staring at hands!!!!
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ok wake up biker!!!!
You have work to do!!!!
Show me your gun!!! 
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