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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 17 | |
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ya, it was froze....
thawed it out and it was broken ! 
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How much is that going to cost???
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dont know yet ?????
im drying every thing out before i can check it out .....i'll fix it myself ! |
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I want to dial- a - gingerale.......how do I dial a gingerale????
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I feel sssstrange today
maybe i'll color my hair 
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I feel starnge too........maybe I will dial a gingerale and some pepto bismal pills!!
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my daughter phoned last night she was all bummed out
I got her laughing pretty hard with my commercial idea (she might be coming for a visit soon so she has to film it for me ) * you know the SHAMWOW commercials??? I'm gonna do a SHAMWIPE commercial  Your gonna spend $20 dollars a month on toilet paper anyway you should try the *NEW SHAMWIPE !!
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if your gonna wipe your butt you'd be crazy not to own one of these!!!
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sham poo shamwipes!!!!
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chocolate pudding an corn
all I can say is SHAMWIPE!!!!!!
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are you following me camera guy??
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your hot dog is cold.........and rubbery.
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ordinarily THIS would ruin your carpet !!!
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Im freezing.......I just dialed my dad to buy me some gingerale and pepto......he's coming in 30 minutes.
Betcha he buys me the wrong stuff!!!
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your hot dog is cold.........and rubbery.
I'll wrap it in a SHAMWIPE an toss it in the microwave for a bit
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Im freezing.......I just dialed my dad to buy me some gingerale and pepto......he's coming in 30 minutes. Betcha he buys me the wrong stuff!!!
ya he'll bring you a pepsi an some gingersnaps
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ya ****ing men!!!!! Ive never known him to buy me the right stuff even when I drew him a picture and colored it in with markers!!!
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