Topic: "Hey, you wanna Hear a blonde joke?"
hellgurl71's photo
Sun 04/29/07 08:34 PM
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter,
"Hey, you wanna Hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Beforeyou tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you
are blind
-- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate
. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter
. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutt ers, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

ScottyBravo's photo
Sun 04/29/07 08:35 PM
laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Sun 04/29/07 08:36 PM
laugh laugh laugh huh

no photo
Sun 04/29/07 08:37 PM
lmao

shenadra's photo
Mon 04/30/07 04:17 AM
laugh laugh laugh

slowtogetit's photo
Mon 04/30/07 04:19 AM
typical............LMAO

hippie's photo
Tue 05/01/07 05:11 PM
lmao good one hellgurl

somedude2007's photo
Tue 05/01/07 05:15 PM
CHEERS-LMAO

prussia's photo
Tue 05/01/07 05:21 PM
YuppY to us Blonds LMAO thanks :^)

no photo
Wed 05/02/07 09:05 AM
laugh goodunlaugh laugh

tigerman1956's photo
Wed 05/02/07 09:14 AM
ROFLMAOlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Alada's photo
Wed 05/02/07 09:19 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Matilda's photo
Wed 05/02/07 12:58 PM
Good one!! laugh

SleepingBeauty08's photo
Thu 05/03/07 07:12 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

SheNerd's photo
Thu 05/03/07 07:39 AM
Now that is just too funny!!! :)