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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 24 | |
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dear diary.....please tell the cat to stop putting his tail in my tea??? I dont like hairy tea!!
 
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dear diary.....please tell the cat to stop putting his tail in my tea??? I dont like hairy tea!!
It probably feels the same way about your putting your human hair in his cat food. He's probably just enacting some cat-based revenge on you. 
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He's sitting on my lap right now. He told me to tell you that your soft tacos taste like ass!!
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He's sitting on my lap right now. He told me to tell you that your soft tacos taste like ass!!
So do you.
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No I taste like bananas.
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Bananas with ass smushed in.
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No......bananas and strawberries with whip cream on top. Ya thats what I taste like...
No asses were tested on the making of this post!!!
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No......bananas and strawberries with whip cream on top. Ya thats what I taste like...
No asses were tested on the making of this post!!!
But one DID make it!
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Oh gag me with a spoon valley boy!!
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I'll gag you with sumthin', all right!
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dear diary..........old people are staring at my butt!!
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And why are you staring at it?
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oh youre just a baby.......quit staring at my butt!!
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oh youre just a baby.......quit staring at my butt!!
Well... quit making a spectacle of yourself by flaunting it and people might stop staring!
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I dont care what people think of me.......If I want to wear my bathing suit in the middle of winter I will!!
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I dont care what people think of me.......If I want to wear my bathing suit in the middle of winter I will!!
Tryin' to get the moose all hot-and-bothered, eh?
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<----going back to bed......
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